Take a Hint - Limited Edition Embroidery


by Homebody Apparel

Pre-shrunk cotton ensures the size you buy in will be the size you die in. Well-stitched embroidery means your sarcasm will live on. Unisex sizing means whether they're real or not, we've got you covered.

The design: "This conversation was a mistake."

Ever been in a conversation, decide your time had come and made your move for the exit? There are some cases where the conversation is definitely over, but as you exit the room, they continue with their soliloquy. You're a hostage. You make slow but steady progress, saying "yeah... well, I'll see you later" and furthering your way out. But, nonetheless, the filibuster goes on. And deep down, you're a nice person. You don't want to interrupt them and make them feel ignored or stupid. So you wait for a perfect exit. Because you know you're late for that thing you are expected to be at... It could be your own funeral, and you'd still be as polite as a local Bed & Breakfast owner, living out her days in quiet harmony with her husband and any well-to-do, but still grounded American tourists who pass by on their honeymoon in Banff, Canada.
Anyway, it's awkward. In our token silent response: this shirt.

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71