Festivities Socks2215518 $14.99
Nope. Best to avoid those overly talkative and enthused mutants who are unaware that shopping carts go into the cart holder and not on the curb or in another parking spot.
So... anyway, you barely survive Thanksgiving but find out two family members are pregnant and realize gifts must be bought so you can prove your love to relatives that tell you too much information about their colonoscopy. Even though the fact that you haven't blocked their number should be proof enough of your love for them, they will still demand something heartfelt and sweet for Christmas, and you're too much of a softy to not do it, so you may as well bite the bullet.
So this year, you're going to do it right. Get the shopping done early and call all of your family members. This plan falls apart when you go to the store and the crackhead with unbrushed hair but surprisingly beautiful teeth comes up to you and tells you how he convinced a small child that he was a wizard by saying "Open Sesame" to motion activated doors. It is at this point you decide to knit everyone scarves and just send them a text. After all, Santa only visits people once a year and everyone loves him.
• 60% nylon/22% cotton/18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
• Cold wash with like colors and hang dry
|US men (inches)||7-8||8 ½-11 ½||12-15|
|US women (inches)||8 ½-9 ½||10-13||13 ½-16 ½|
|EU (inches)||39-41||42-45 ½||46-49|
|UK (inches)||6-7 ½||8-11||11 ½-14 ½|