DED Hoodie5489983 $33.00
Whatever you may call it, it has come again. And with it, the familiar host of goblins, ghouls, witches, bitches, and freaks. And then there's the kids dressing up. Yes, they'll be out in droves, the youth of the nation with yet another innocent hurrah of pure self expressionism. Simultaneously, North America's adults will line up to pass out vape juice, condoms, clean needles, and maxed out credit cards with notes saying "Yesterday, I was offended" or "I'll give you actual candy if you listen to my political opinions for an hour and agree with me...please???". What's that you say? That's rude? What's rude is parking like a drunk and going through the self checkout with enough groceries to feed most of South Africa, then going back to your car and leaving your shopping cart in the parking space(s) you've just vacated, then, getting on the freeway and driving in the left hand lane while you match the speed of the town elder in the right hand lane next to you, you block off traffic like you block off the world from progress. That's what's rude. Also, undoubtedly, your bumper stickers will be the cherry on top. No, I don't care about the honors student who had the good sense to go to an out of state college...
Anywhoo... Halloween, right. The kids will dress up like someone else and pretend for a night, while the adults in the room will pretend for most of their lives and dress up to try and remember what childhood was like.. for one night. Yikes.
The good news is that there will be no shortage of opportunity. Every other person you've met in your adult life will be doing something or other, myself included. I will be sitting at home in one of these fine hoodies, watching Vincent Price movies, and passing out candy. If you want to join, this party lasts as long as it takes for you to say "Trick or Treat" and for me to hurl a Snickers at your head. You're not you when you're hungry, or when you're a slutty nurse. And I'm certainly not myself when I'm answering the door for strangers. So I guess we're both liars.
Enjoy yourself, kids... and remember: Alone Time is a Holiday. Celebrate.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket